Every now and then
it has become a customary for us to go on staycation even if there are more
than 2 off-days in a row. Imagine our thrill when our plan for traveling to
Puri was expedited by the long weekend that was coming up last week. So we,
close-knit group of 8 Young Turks, kick-started our little “expedition” to the
small town on the East Coast of India in the state of Odisha and arrived ES’
father’s company guest house (got it for super economic rates- it’s good
sometimes to be acquainted with eminent people of the civilization). So the
mood for vacation had already oozed in and for a change we thought of
disconnecting from the social networks viz facebook, Instagram,
twitter, snapchat, viber, linkedin and those too which I am missing in
my list… ;) I am sorry I have run out of names for the social networking sites.
But little did we know that the jaunt would be transitory and our fleeting
vacation would be such an appalling debacle that it would debilitate the very
axiom of our essence. However it is easy to draw a denouement by my readers (if
I have any) and shrug off the whole episode as an act of idiocy but let me tell
you- this ain’t indiscretion but sheer exuberance propelled by our ingrained
effervescence in this globe where cut-throat competition and rat-race has taken
prodigious proportions.
We made ourselves
comfortable on the beach on a clear, starry, new moon night, settling down
slowly with the euphony of the sea breakers gallantly broke placid concord of
the obscure night. It was the perfect night, the dark sea looming in front of
us, with tiny dots of light grazing along the horizon- the encumbered and
despondent existence of the intrepid fishermen and their unfaltering tenacity
compels one to have a nihilistic approach towards the cosmos. The tenebrous Bay
of Bengal looks intimidating on a new moon night building trepidation in your
“bodily” constitution. But we had the perfect incentive to assuage our senses
and our disquietude on the lonely beach. AM and SS had just gulped
down their second Kingfisher Ultra’s while RG and JC were still savouring their
scotch. ES and I were making miniature clouds with the help of “nature” (you
know what? ;) ;) ) while CBC was, as usual, lending her shrill voice to some Rabindra
Sangeets. SJ was jack of all trades, he seemed in a reverie and oblivious
to our discourse. A few puffs and we all were tranced, disconnected and
plummeting into surrealism. A few “hours” later (cannot recall how many, time
seemed to have dilated enough to engulf the infinity), I could hear a “faint”
ruckus and commotion which penetrated the still of the perpetual night, which
gradually inflated and I was jolted back to my senses. The moral/ethical
guardians of the society were night-patrolling the beach on their scrawny
horses (those poor creatures) and sensed something awry when they heard our
occasional chortles and smirks in close congruence with melodious verses of Rabindra
Sangeets in between (let me tell you here that Bengali and Odia
languages have a very close similitude so it is not an arduous task to
understand Bengali).
One of the
impertinent moral guardians had started pontificating on the societal dictums
while the other was busy castigating us. Meanwhile, the gents implored to the
elder “moral” guardian to pardon us offering any “incentive” (actually this
practice is so ingrained in us Indians that we do not think straight, thanks to
the esteemed law-makers of our country) as this was the first time for everyone
but the younger was an obstinate, abject dolt. The foofaraw was going nowhere
and all our intoxication had abraded by then. Soon enough, these scalawags were
taking us to a nearby police chowki. There, taking the obvious advantage of
being the fairer gender, I made some calls and soon some of our relatives had
come for our rescue. We bade sweet goodbyes to the poor moral guardians,
leaving them to ponder over their cataclysmic losses.
The big ball of
fire had started peeping out from the horizon and the aeolian creatures had
already flown out of their nests. Our sanctuary was the roof of the big,
shabby, erstwhile one of the lavish architectural wonders in that locality,
house of AM’s jethu (father’s big brother). Sipping his tea, jethu continued
enquiring- “Tell the truth, you weren’t smoking illegal stuff, were you? Tell
the truth while there is still time”, we all were in unison denying what we
actually amidst SJ’s intemperate outburst of “I don’t wanna go to jail. Going
to jail means your life is annihilated”. We tried calming him down but in vain
as the outbursts became ferocious.
I yapped out,
perspiring. The bed sheet was totally wet from my sweaty body. I stepped down
from the bed, went to the washroom and splashed water over my face- feeling every
drop of water trickling down in fine streams. And I looked up into the
mirror.
Dream courtesy- www.titantantra.com
Dream courtesy- www.titantantra.com
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